(Cut to a promotional video with the trip, basic towards the Simpsons screaming when they pick him, throughout the drive car. )

Jerk (v/o): That is right, Krusty’s decades-old nemesis possess once again escaped away from organizing salads and you can scrambling eggs inside the jail commandeer “Krust-iversal Studios.”

(Cut to new pre-tell you, where Krusty possess a weapon indicated at your because of the Sideshow Bob concealed once the a rough profile.)

Jerk (v/o): Simply put, Kelsey Grammer, the third highest paid back actor about reputation for television, frequently demanded less cash for it versus bassist out of “Spinal Faucet” (Who is starred because of the Harry Shearer).

(Cut to new entrance to have “Brand new Simpsons Experience” that have indicative into journey plus indicative saying “Featuring brand new bassist out of Spinal Tap,” underneath the head sign. Jerk was to try out Jeanine Pettibone in the “This really is Spine Tap,” David St. Hubbins‘ partner, which is merely Jerk wearing a good cowboy cap and you may speaking when you look at the a great cockney accent.)

Jeanine/Jerk: In the event that We have informed them shortly after, I told them 100 moments to get “Bassist out-of Spinal Tap” very first and you will “Simpsons: Ride” past.

Jerk (v/o): The fresh new queue (For “The Simpsons Journey”) really well grabs the appearance and you will become off a cheap Springfield-ian theme playground, down seriously to putting on a costume the new cast professionals (Park staff for the drive) just like the (Beat) Waldo

Jerk: Incidentally, Harry Shearer as well as refused to be involved in sometimes of these commercials, one to due to scheduling problems therefore the most other since the the guy found the actual unit can cause leukemia. Try to assume which is hence!

Sideshow Bob, Sideshow Mel, Sideshow Luke Perry, they

Announcer/Jerk (v/o): …it’s “The new was Spinal Tap: The new Trip!” Walk through a waiting line that looks just like a confusing backstage city, Look during the amazement on animatronic janitor offering guidelines, additionally the Ride, practically, No Experience! “This will be Spine Tap: The possible lack of Journey,” future in order to “Hard rock Playground!” (Within the a little sound very nobody often see.) Derek Smalls is becoming starred from the Kelsey Grammer.

Hard-rock Playground was a sick-fated recreation park inside the Myrtle Seashore that exposed in the 2008 and only lasted for six months due to financial troubles, following started once again a year later according to the term Freestyle Audio Playground, immediately after which closed for good upcoming 12 months ended.

Jerk (v/o): “The newest Simpsons Trip” open towards the one another shores inside elizabeth one of the ideal several festival themed tours to your one another shores one june centered escort in Jersey City on an enthusiastic renowned cartoon on 90s and of a nature played of the Kelsey Grammer. (“Doll Facts: Halfway Mania!”) Unusual.

(They wear red and you can white striped shirts you to definitely state “Sideshow” in addition to their nametag below you to.) And put the word “Sideshow” with the everybody’s clothing, given that originally, they need it towards everybody’s nametag.

(I move Jerk to play step 3 some body; Nametag Man, Shirt Man, and possibly Matt Groening otherwise himself, regarding gift tell you to possess “This new Simpsons Drive.” Matt Groening/Jerk is by “Smpsons” plush playthings, Nametag Guy from the nametags and simply provides their tresses fastened, and you may Shirt Guy of the tees and you will he isn’t wearing their servings.)

Matt Groening/Jerk: Yeah, however,, each of Krusty’s sidekicks features “Sideshow” ahead of the brands. ..it’d become fun to keep you to lifestyle.

MG/Jerk: Ok, (Converts to help you Shirt Child) shirt institution, in place of identity labels, will we lay “Sideshow Name’” on every clothing?

(Fun song are read since the fake prevent loans move by the having sitcom-such as sounds [Brand new '90s Residential property of one's Lost motif audio]. Move Jerk in front of the Kwik-E-Mart of the “Springfield” area of the playground.)

Jerk: However,, I digress. which is instead of me, I’m sure. The truth is, there was really not far in order to mock within this experience.